1. What Joke did you get out of your Christmas Cracker?
Why do Teddy Bears never eat?
Cause they're always stuffed.
2. What Toy did you get?
Puzzle
3. What Color Crown did you get?
Purple
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My dad thinks there's a market for Adult christmas Crackers. I don't mean you pull the cracker and a you get a condom, I mean like, a Little Johnny Joke or something along the lines of that.
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