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12-21-2006, 06:53 AM
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Abe16
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Okay, I have this really cheesy cat joke book, I'll tell a joke from there!
Same here, I have this even more cheesy monster joke book. *Ahem*

How do you go fishing for King Kong?

Bait a giant hook with a 2,000 pound banana!

What would you get if you crossed a hornet with a gaint ape?

Sting Kong!

What fish helped work on the Frankenstein Monster's head?

The brain sturgeon.
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