I had to shave for work because my neckbeard was pretty goddamned ridiculous. Think Depp in Donnie Brasco crossed with the sort of psycho hobo that sleeps by an underpass and you've got the idea. Anyhow, razor burn is a goddamned beeyotch. Please, if you ever have 6 months of neckbeard give a pro barber 5 bucks. Don't do it for me, do it for yourself.
/For gentle skin, hah!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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