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12-16-2006, 05:24 PM
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Patrick Vykkers
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Praetyre watched Slap leave and then turned to his superior;
"Sir, while we're waiting, I'd like to ask you something. Well, three things actually. One, does this place remind anyone else of that old port off the southern coast? The one nicknamed "Misfitz Haven"? Because this place seems to attract unusual Inhabitants, myself included. I am a Vykker of a minority race with very different characteristics and personalities, you seem to be untouched by the age-rank conditioning of our species society, Slap is a free spirited Intern with a nurturing personality, I met an angry Slig who tossed a Mudokon at me earlier on, a strange looking Paramite, the former giant Krik, and of course, our deformed master of song and dance here. I mean, this is my first day, but even I can see this place is a strange yet in its own way, wonderful place to be. I think I'll enjoy working here.

Secondly, did you lose anyone in Lab 13, like I did? And have you ever worked near or under Humphrey or Irwin? I once got the honour of spending two nights in a suite to relieve an ill superior. In a way, I was really lucky it was only two nights. The day afterwards, all hell broke loose after that Gabbit did and, along with his evil Fuzzle friends, killed everybody on board except me and everyone in the bathrooms, interrogation chambers, and therapy rooms. Poor Lulu. He was absolutely hysterical after the place had exploded. I saw him in the lobby room begging after he was bankrupted and my aunt had left the auction.

Thirdly, have you ever worked in the same place as me before? You seem like a professional and experienced individual, so I'm just wondering. I've worked in Slog Hut 1029, 1030, 1544, Rupture Farms 987, 1000, Vykkers Labs 11, 12, 13, and even Flubco."
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