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So who's M? And who's Q?
Do I get to play a bad guy cannon fodder who 00-mitsur shoots in the first 5 seconds?
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Wait, i've got a great idea!
Alcar will be Q, Hobo will be the evil one-lining master mind, and Snuzi can be M! Snuzi, go invent some insane yet awesome gadgets, disguised as cheap but fashionable items. Maybe an exploding condom or something
Alcar, will, of course, have to go through a sex-change and then make himself look old by playing nothing but Halo 2 for three days straight, but I'll supply the intravaneous caffine injections.
Munch, you'll get to be Hobo's right hand man. You'll seem ridiculously deadly, but i'll kill you in half the time it takes to buy a cup of coffee.
Which I'll be doing as I kill you.
And then, just before I go after Hobo, you'll somehow come back from the lava pit/vat of acid/water tank filled with angry tuna fish with 'lazers' attached to their heads that I threw you into. Then I'll commence by killing you
again.
And you can be the cannon fodder as well! We'll just put on a different wig and mustace each time you appear on screen.
Nemo, you have the privalege of being Hobo's bitch, who then pretends to go to the good side, then goes back to being with Hobo.
Ok, heres the cast so far:
000: FOR OWF EYES ONLY CAST
000: Mitsur
Evil, one-lining master mind: Hobo
Q: Alcar
M: Snuzi
Bond girl: Arxryl
Master mind's asassin/right hand man: Munch's Master
The guys who die at least three times in each fight scene: Munch's Master
Evil mastermind's girl: Nemo
I've got it all planned out! Okay guys, show up in Hawaii in two days by 8:00 PM and we'll be all set! Oh, and someone will need to contribute $12 gazillion moolah for the filming.