The Vykker says 'Hey buddy, how are you doing tonight?' The intern scowls back. Vykker gets a bad feeling, glances down at an imaginary watch, and starts to babble out something about missing an appointment.
Intern sees a conviently and totaly un-conventionaly places blitzpacker. He grabs it, and fires an unknown number of rounds into the nearby wall. Vykker screams for mommy/mercy. Intern is unmoved, and grabs Vykker, shoves barrely underneath Vykker's chin, and, using a admirable impressionalist voice of Dirty Harry, asks the punk if he feels lucky.
Vykker nods.
Intern somehow smiles.
Trigger gets pulled.
Click
Just kidding. Vykker's brains goes everywhere, and Intern laughs, then notices the security camera, which is hooked up to a handy-dandy turret-o'-death that kills everyone in room with DNA other than own on them.
More violence and gore insues.
Ok, heres mine:
One side:
1 big bro slig
The other:
2 fuzzles (untested)
Factors:
- Big Bro thinks he's going to kick the living crap out of the fuzzy snowballs.
- Fuzzles are thinking 'shit shit shit shit'
- Setting is the Slig Armory
- You guys will probably make the fuzzles win in a ridiculous way
3
2
1
FIGHT