The slig walks right into the greeter's motion detecting beam and is zapped repeatedely by the greeter. The slig starts spewing out various expletives as he is shocked over and over. Soon enough, the slig falls to the floor and dies. The greeter laughs and continues his route.
Now for mine:
A slog walks into a field where it meets a sleg. The two stare at each other angrily.
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