[Munch's Master]

Dean followed Kix into the room. He turned to her and asked "Are you sure we're meant to be here? I mean, I know most likely nobody uses it anymore, but if there's security cameras in here that work, we could get in trouble. I was more meaning check the old store-rooms than rummage through lockers."
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Arthur looked at the white Slig. "As I said, I'm Arthur. Who are you, if I may ask? If ya wanna know where to go to get a job, I'd just head for the cafeteria now. You're meant to go to Arnie's office, but Arnie- he's the boss by the way- is eating lunch in the cafeteria right now. There's directions to the cafeteria on that map there. An' cause yer a new arrival you're meant ta fill in some paperwork, but I can't be bothered gettin' it."
He turned to the other Slig and mudokon. The Slig seemed to be very by the book, wanting to do anything to please. The mudokon seemed both shift yand nervous at the same time.
"Hello, welcome to Rupturefarms. I am Arthur, your current mindless greeting drone for the day......That's a joke by the way, it's Ok to laugh.....Ahem, anyway, for you," *pointing at Jade* "I'd again say go to the cafteria to find Arnie, the boss. Just so I know, is there anythin' you specialise in? because if you're a dab hand at cookin, I'll take you on as my assistant no paperwork neccessary, an it'd be a job worth a pretty penny too, cause i'm about to set up a big business deal. If you want a regular shmuck's job, go see Arnie. If ya wanna be a doctor, go see Dek, the local surgeon. If ya wanna be involved in security, go see #7 Slig, he's Head of Security. #7 Slig is in the cafeteria as well, Dek's in his lab. There's directions to all these places on the Directory map out in the corridor."
He then turned to the mudokon
"What's your name, fella? You seem another Jittery Jim to me, you look scared o' this here Slig. Well don't be anymore, cause here at RuptureFarms mudokon beatin is banned. Anyway, on your way. Again, go see Arnie for a job."
Arthur wanted them gone. Unless they were going to join him on the ktichen staff, they were only slowing his Intern Soup business deal down.
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Dek noticed Wash's funny look at the remedy. "Wash ,the Expresso and Chill Pill mixture isn't for Slap!! Its' for this...Slig here."
He turned to Praetyre
"It may seem a dangerous mixture, but what we do is give him the Expresso, then, once he's warmed up, give him the Chill Pills so he doesn't go into overdrive. If he has a bad reaction to it, anaesthatise him and we'll examine him. And if he's still cold, give him a while in one of the medical tanks, in hot antiseptic fluid."
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OOC: Don't want to soudn perverted but, Patrick, how exactly can you have a homosexual Vykker? They're all hermaphrodites, so technically they're all of every possible sexual persuasion at once! Unless they're only interested in one particular....organ. But I don't even want to think about that!