I was just a-listening to the radio, and I heard actual answers written by a child on their test. I can't remember all of them, but I'll give it a go.
What is puberty?
Puberty is when you say goodbye to your boy and start looking forward to your adultry.
What does 'benign' mean?
It's what you are after being beeight.
Darn it! That's all I can remember. There must have been a dozen, and I can't think...what...they...were.
Still, I know where to come if I remember. And I know it doesn't really follow the topic entirely, but an English teaching professor wrote on his blackboard (why hasn't he got a whiteboard yet?): 'Woman without her man is nothing'.
His students told him to punctuate it properly, but he knew it was a proper sentance the way it was, so he gave the chalk to a student to correct it.
The student added two commas, making it:
'Woman, without her, man in nothing'.
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