I think this was one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. Now I going to try some.
SW; Depantsing scene:
*Caste Raider finds Doc's papers falling*
Caste: Hey what's this?
*Reads 20'000 moolah sign on the front*
*Flips next page to read possible surgery design.*
Caste: What the....
*Flips that one to find an Playboy magenzine hidden under the papers.*
Caste: "OK, whose is this!!??" *Holds up magenzine*
Doc; offset: *blushing and running onstage*: "Sorry, thats mine."
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AO; Scrabania in the dessert:
*Abe goes down the lift to find that there is a Native Mudokon with a lever*
Native: "Hello."
Abe: "Hello."
Native: "Password."
Abe: "Erm... Opensesame?"
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AE; SoulStorm Mines:
Lorne: "OK, now you Slig, this is a scene where the guard starts to torture the worker slave. Don't mess up, OK?"
Slig: "Anything for you, Mr.Lanning."
Lorne: ".... OK, and Action!"
*Mudokon is mining, while Slig goes on stage. He goes next to the Mudokon, and starts hitting him with his gun. Mudokon starts to yell in pain."
Lorne: "OK and cut! Your a natural! Your...."
Mudokon gets up and shouts: "Hey buddy, you were really hitting me! You gotta problem with me!?!"
Slig: "Sorry bud, its just when I was playing AO, the beatings were really real, so I thought that I really had to...."
Mudokon: "It was acting!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"
*Mudokon lunges at Slig, making a whole wrestling fight.*
Lorne: "Well, OK, Sherry, remind me not to use those two in MO."
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AE; When the gameplay is about to start:
Flying Slig flies by, and says: "Eww, what is that smell?"
Mudokon from above cries out blushing: "Sorry, that was me!"
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AE; Good Ending:
Abe: "....And I got the usual recepition."
*When Abe jumps out of portal, a bunch of Mudokons come with a barrel of Gatorade and splash it on Abe's face.*
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SW; Before Stranger takes on Sekto:
Stranger: "Come on out Sekto, your pets are gone!"
Sekto: "Just a minute, let me slip into something more comfortable..."
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