OOC: Just to make it perfectly clear, Ralph was
not at all inspired by Dionysia. I had the idea of Ralph's background and such before Dionysia was even introduced, but I was waiting for the right time to bring him in since I was already struggling with three characters. Sorry if it looked like I was copying from you, Splat, but I never even realised their similarity until you
posted. And don't worry, although they may seem similar at first glance, they are very different. Ralph cares little for the Magog Cartel, as I said before, and even if he had been put to the work he was made for, he wasn't intended to stop terrorists like Dionysia, he was made practically as a fighting machine (to fight mudokons), hence the "enhancements." The idea was for him to infiltrate native mudokon gatherings and cause havoc from the inside out, making it easier for the capture/elimination of pesky mudokons.
Anyway, on with the RPG!
IC:
Ralph watched the proceedings with the grinders half amused and half disgusted. These guys were hopeless! He turned to leave, but just as he was about to do so one of the mudokons spoke to him and he turned back.
"Um, brother, can you hand me a barrel and hose? I need one really badly."
Ralph just looked at him for a few minutes then said, "Yeah, sure, I'll just grab them out of my loincloth shall I? I neither know nor care where a barrel and hose are, so I think your time would be more productively spent searching for them yourself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have something of my own to find."
He turned to go again, heading for the door leading to the stairs.