In the oddworld reunion special, a few other characters from other games get invited. (this is bound to be VERY funny...*ping!* comic Idea! MINE! NO STEALIES!)
Stranger: Wow, looks like Lorne went all out for this world.
Munch: Oh, SWEET! powerups!
Abe: Don't get too excited Munch, that guy in the big fancy suit just took some.
*Master Chief and the Arbiter come teleporting into the room*
Arbiter: (I didn't know the brutes were invited. I thought we out acted the greedy bastards.)
Master Chief: (watch this...)
*Master Chief sneaks up behind Stranger-*
Cortana: Chief, I don't think that's a-
WHACK!
*He hits Stranger in the back of the head with the assault rifle*
*Stranger just stands there for a second, and then menacingly and slowly turns around to tower over the chief, whose getting all wide eyed under his helmet. Stranger just looks at him as if to say "WTF?"*
Abe: *snicker* oh, you're in for it buddy...
*Stranger loads the crossbow with fuzzles, who -upon being fired- began to chew on the Chief's helmet*
Master Cheif: *runs around screaming* BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!!!
*the Arbiter is just rolling on the floor laughing his ass off*
big fancy suit guy: What in the blue monkey hell is going on here?
Stranger whispers to the Arbiter: (Dude, that guy sounds like a chick.)
Arbiter: (Yeah, and what's up with the fat alligator, the purple dragon, and the 5 ton keg?)
Big fancy suit guy: *Ka-click* What was that? *takes off helmet* I couldn't here you-
ALL: HOLY CRAP! IT'S A CHICK!
Samus: Oh, geez, here we go again...
Munch: *DooDoooDoo*(repeatedly) I got some super fins! I got some golden scales! I got some straight unfiltered alcohol-
Samus&Ridley: MINE!
Samus: five pogs says it's mine.
Ridley: done!
*that doododooo sound plays over and over in the background, while abe gets increasingly annoyed*
Munch: *doododoo* I got some stogendogens! *dooododoo* I got some fleeganflogans! -
Abe: *finally snaps* Hey Munch, look what I found! A BRICK!
WHAP!
Munch: Ow... I got a Cinderblock! *doododoo*
Kraid: NO! You broke lopez!
Samus: Anyone up for booze?
MasterChief: ME! *his helmet is cracked in several places, as the fuzzles bounce along behind him, missing teeth and all*
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I think I came very close to putting Bob and Steve in there. This might become an all out episode thing...
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