Post Haste! be not preoccupied with perplexing puzzles of our planet!
For Pity is Protagonist to none. But who am I? I am a Polite, partial to plenty, but punitive to none. I am a Paramour to all, and but yet, to none. I push to perceive perpetual piety, but have been Paid posy to the puzzling perplexity of the pistillate psyche. I possess passion for a personage of pronounced pulchritude, but it has been made perceptible that she may not present parallel predilection in return. which presses my perception on life. I possess a pash for producing motion pictures, and penning parodies of people, places, and property. My Prized possessions play a prominent portrayal in my life and predominate my practice. I would be plain and pointless without my pals, principally the more promiscuous people whom I pal up with. I percieve that it is powerfully painful to pursue the parallels for plainly popular words, So permit me to pad that it is positively pleasing and peachy to have you read this page and that you possess permission to call me Phill... (starts with a "f" sound, I know)
Put it on my...Myspace...cuz I was hella bored
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