[Bullet Magnet]

"We'd have more fun watching paint dry"
"Come on blue!" "Dry, red, dry!" Yeah! Dry like you mean it!"

"Some games are so bad... we'd have more fun watching ice melt."
"Please!"
"Or metal rust"
"Or playing Dominoes"
"No more!"
"We'd have more fun watching Tom burn."
"Well, I don't approve of this."
"Aaaaargh!"

-The Deline of Video Gaming 1 through 3.


"After Jesus died, it took him three days to respawn. Now that's what I call LAG."