Murphy's Law dictates that the moment you become interested in someone is the moment they will become involved with someone else.
On the rare occasion things do go well for you, it must be because someone else has just fallen for you.
Murphy's Law dictates that that person will be possessive, psychotic and jealous, and will probably become your stalker and/or your partner's killer.
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