This would probably make the health teacher at my high school faint
Well, what could I make? I have the perfect one for you guys.
Glow-signal Cake
Perfect for sending secret messages to relatives stuck in jail!
Ingredients:
Basic cake mix
Chocolate
Fireflys (only the ones from Rupture farms stock yards!)
Firefly training skills
A heat-proof plastic bag
Procedure
First, spend your time training the fireflys to form a message of your choice when you chant. Next, actually tell them the message. Recommended ones are escape plans, how to make a weapon, or tips on keeping 'Bubba' off your ass. Then, when they have it down, cover them in the heat-proof bag. Make the chocolate cake mix. Pour into huge pan, putting bag with fireflys in halfway into pouring. Then cook the cake, and deliver it to the relative, whispering for them to chant when the guards aren't looking! Whamo! A secret way to send messages to friends!