I think ANN NEELY was being deliberately obtuse. Korn is a nu-metal band, Dethklock is a parody band that satirizes many different forms of metal with their own show on Adult Swim.
Metallica was one of the finest thrash bands in America at one time. Say, I don't know, 14 years ago?
After looking at some other studies on the effects of music don't listen to music. Its all bad for you.
Country Music: Increases alcohol consumption, decreases frequency of sex, leads to early marriages.
Rap music: Promotes gang violence, objectification of women, and drug use.
Heavy Metal music: You'll turn into a sociopath and hate women and religion.
Adult Contemporary: You'll turn into a pussy.
Jazz/Rock Fusion: People will laugh at you for liking artists like Chick Corea and you'll never get laid. You'll wank constantly to Zappa "pick" albums and you'll die a broken man.
Funk: Cocaine is a helluva drug!
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I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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