Host: So, Jerry, what do you think about evolution? Should we take any notice of Darwin's theories?
Jerry: That Darwin guy never got a Nobel Prize, did he? If he's so great, how come he don't get no Nobel?
Host: I think you have a very good point there, Jerry
-Hilarious radio talk show exerpt.
"Entropy will always triumph." -A Discworld Auditor.
"Wow, Xav. You're as sharp as a marble, aren't ya?" -Sekto Springs, OWF (sorry Xav)
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong wrong, wrong, wrong. Yer wrong! Yer wrong! Yer wrong! ..." -Dr Cox
"Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me!" -Barney Calhoun
"Fascinating! We seem to have developed a very slow teleport!" -Doctor Kleiner
"The Freeman must excuse us. It is rude of us to commune by flux-shifting in front of those whose vortal inputs are impaired."
"Yes, we are vocalizing your auditory language as a matter of courtesy."
"Unless we wish to say unflattering things about you."
"Just so."
-Two Vortagaunts.
"When this is all over, I'm gonna mate!" -Resistance Soldier
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