Its because people want to see patterns and themselves as more important than they actually are. Did you know that I have magical pubic hair? Swear to whatever you find holy, ever since I got my pubes I've never been attacked by an animal.
I also have some magical rocks that protect people from elephant attacks. Only 500 dollars a rock, real bargain, and a 100 percent efficacy track record too!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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