"I often get nervous before battles. I think it's coz we always lose." -Caboose
"Ook" -the Librarian
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" -Arthur Dent
"That was it. The smartest thing you'll ever say, and no one was around to hear it" -Homer's brain
"An answer for you? Yes. I have."
"There really is one?"
"There really is one."
"To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?"
"Yes."
"And you're ready to give it to us?"
"I am."
"Now?"
"Now. Though I don't think, that you're going to like it." -Deep Thought and Phouchg
"The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'You Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes', with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics corespondant.
Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a timewarp from a thousand years in the future defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came'."
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