[Bullet Magnet]

Ever notice how when the other person stops responding without changing their status, in an attempt to draw their attention you say stuff that gets progressively wierder? No? Perhaps it's just me.

Bullet Magnet winks:

Play "Silly Face"
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
GAH!
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
that terrifying....
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
seriously.
Bullet Magnet says:
Not so fearless as you thought, ey?
Bullet Magnet says:
Mwahahahaha!
Bullet Magnet says:
Ahem.
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
hey man, that thing was totally messed up.
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
like, seriously.
Bullet Magnet says:
It was like, totally white, man! Like a ghost, man!
Bullet Magnet says:
It was so thin, it was a skeleton man!
Bullet Magnet says:
A ghost skeleton, with only one black bone, man!
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
it could pass through WALLS!
Bullet Magnet says:
Like TOTALLY, man!
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
woah, intense, DOOOOOd!
Bullet Magnet says:
Check, man!
Bullet Magnet says:
Dude, double check!
Bullet Magnet says:
...m-man!
Bullet Magnet says:
Like w00t , man.

It got to the point that:

Bullet Magnet says:
"And he looked unto His children and said, 'Nay! do not fear her waters, for she giveth life to the worthy, and taketh it away from the dark ones. And you may eat from the lurkfish, whose loins contain the essential oil omega-3, vital to the growing mind. ...Eth. And you may eat from the flesh of the mudflub, for it's slimey exterior tastes particuarly good when fried with the kidneywort reed.
Bullet Magnet says:
"But thou art not to consume any part of the grimeleech, for it is an unholy beast, despite it's important role in the river's ecosystem, and should thoust disobey this commandment-eth I shalt smite you with explosive diarrhoea, well I sayeth smite, it is actually a bacterial colony within the grimeleech's gut, but thou needn't know of such things. Look, justeth keep away from the unholy grimleech
Bullet Magnet says:
"For as important as it mayeth be, it will cause digestive problems-eth, and the resultant bowl movements will maketh thou very unpopular with the ladies, and no one wanteth that now, dost they?"
Bullet Magnet says:
-Book of Larry, verse 23-25 of the Grubb Handi-Biblee-Book-Thingie
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
nice.
Long distance five point homing throat punch! says:
creative.
Bullet Magnet says:
I just made it up.
Bullet Magnet says:
Nay, read it out from the Grubb Handi-Biblee-Book-Thingie

Come to think of it, all of my MSN chats end up this way...