Hoo boy, religion...religion religion religion.
I was forced by my Athiest mum to attend a catholic school, which was fine, cause ot was one of those sensible ones. But there was this one kid.
His name was Declan, he had some aspergus syndrome or something, and he was a serious evangelical lutheran. Everyone just kinda felt sorry for him or was nice to him, because of said Aspergus. But that didn't stop him from being a total wanker towards my group of Athiests. He was mean, spiteful, and arrogant. I ended up being called into the pricipals office after we got into a fight because I was reading Origin Of Species. He claimed I was trying to subvert him, and the school, at the behest of his nutcase parents, gave me detention. Bastard. Anyway, here is his list of " devilish" things:
1. Tamagotchi. Its not alive, stop worshipping it!
2. Lord Of The Rings. Orcs and Trolls and evil Idolatry!
3. Harry Potter. Aaaah! Witches!
4. Science. When it came to Evo-theory in the science class, he broke down crying.
5. Trading Cards. Its evil cardboard! Aaaah!
6. Warhammer. Its disgusting to think humans will ever leave earth!
7. ETC.
Anyway, when religious kooks bug meh, I just say that Great Cthulhu will rise when the stars are right, and devour us all.
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