Statement: All religion is bad.
Counterpoint: No it's not and you're going to Hell.
Rebuttal: You're stupid and so is your "god."
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Yep. I think we're done here.
On-topic: I work at a restaurant, and I really dislike serving church groups. They're always asking about my religious preferences, and I would totally tell them the truth... you know, if I didn't want a tip. I've actually made up a church that I "go to" so a group would stop inviting me to their church.
"Umm... Church of... Christ. Yep. In Knoxville. Church of Christ. It's non-denominational?"
Which was a total lie, but to be honest, I didn't feel all that guilty. Stop poking into my business, crazy baptists. Preach the gospel, run me to death, invite me to your church, and then leave me a $1 tip? Generousity, huh? Practice what you preach, bitches.
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