[Spirrow]

I've got some more ideas of products:

Mountain Brew. Sounds sorta familiar
New Soullite Porta-Brews. Be Warned: Not much more portable than the original.
Slog Pops. Salty and chewy.
Elum pudding. Slimy and slurpy.
Meep Mash. Advised for young children only. (They are more likely to choke on it.)