Eh, I really don't wanna. But the upside is my mom went to college for haircutting and beardshaving before becoming a teacher(double masters baby!) so I can get a quality shave for free. The thing is, one of my little piccadillios is that I enjoy getting a shampoo and a haircut, if you catch my drift. I don't want the launch sequence to initiate on the U.S.S. Statikk's torpedo midlather when its my mom. That would be quite awkward.
The other thought: My uncle is a redhead, and he has a totally badass neckbeard. So did my dad. And both my grandfathers. And most of my aunts and grandmothers(cut them some slack, they're full blood italian or German and postmenopausal
).