Should I shave the neckbeard?
Why haven't beards caught on again? If bell bottoms could make a comeback, and the 70s in general, why not afros and beards?
I've got about a 2 month neckbeard going and I think I'm the only person alive who likes it. I thought that people would see the luxurious throatmane and think that I was a mature, virile man's man. Not the case. Not the case at all. I just can't grow a mustache. Half German, Half Italian, 100% Jungle in Manland and yet I can't grow a bloody mustache. Very frustrating.
I'm thinking about keeping it as long as the Twins are in the wild card hunt, about another month, as a sign of solidarity(Nearly every major starter has some facial hair). I have done this with mullets before for Hockey.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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