You haven't heard Three Wise Men by James Blunt? Excellent song. I'll work on the We Will Eat You verse. But in the meantime:
Abe’s Grisly Discovery, to a ridiculously inappropriate tempo (Suddenly I see)
The screen has a chart of the Farms
Has a chart of the Farms
The Gluks all look quite alarmed
All look quite alarmed
But Molluck has an air of overriding confidence
The managing directors find the effects quite immense
He has a calm
And held captivated in his palm (so to speak)
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
That the Farms is low on meat
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
I can’t stand still, I really need to pee.
You can see he’s a capable man
He’s a capable man
I can hear there’s an excellent plan
There’s an excellent plan
The screen flicks to the most disgusting image I have seen
It appears to be the severed head of one of my colleagues
I’m terrified
Nay, I was bloody freaking petrified
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This ain’t what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Now I know I be set free!
The New ‘n’ Tasty Treat
It turns out to be me
They’ll grind us into meaty foods and sell on cheap
Oh it makes me feel like I should get away
Long way away
And get the power to flee
The power to live
The power to free
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
That the rest I’ll have to free
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell did fate have to pick me?
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