Ha, have fun trying to munch those hard horns, Dark Elite. Then
again maybe you can boil them down a bit and hope they become
soft like noodles.
Maid, don't become a vegetarian now, we need you to be the Grand Tester
of our latest products.
(undertone)
(And if you die, we'll give your ashes back to your family.
)
Edit:
I don't know if Slurg Slushies came from AE, but I don't think the industrials
have much use for slurgs.
How 'bout Fuzzle Fries. Simple, delicious strips of All-Natural Fuzzle meat.
Ha, you gotta love those company gimmicks. Is it
really natural.