I got a bike for my fifth birthday and was ridiculously excited. Then a few months later my dad unilaterally decided to take the training wheels off ("I never had training wheels, why should you?"). He tried to teach me to ride by the wonderful method of offering no sympathy when I fell off onto the bitumen and then threatening to spank me if when I didn't want to get back on.
Needless to say, I cannot ride a bike now and have never had any desire to learn.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
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