A woman goes into a Doctor's office with complaints of stomach pains, the Doctor does an examination and asks her to come back a few days later.
She does and immediately enquires as to what's wrong with her, the Doctor responds with "Well, let's just say in a few months you'll be changing dirty nappies"
"I'm pregnant!?" the woman beams.
"No" the Doctor responds "You have Bowel Cancer"
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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