Now they want to ban carry on luggage. Look out everybody, the terrorists have put poision in their Gatorade and they're going to force feed it to you! And look out for that music playing device, its got the Brown Noise on it!
They've even banned eyeglass cases. Seriously, what can a terrorist hope to accomplish with an easily checked eyeglass case? You know who I really feel sorry for? People who constantly take business flights and have to give up thousands of dollars in electronics to lazy, incompetent, underpaid twenty-nothing jackoffs. Getting your luggage back, with all the new luggage flooding the turnstyles, undamaged, will be like flippin' a freakin' coin.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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