[Jacob]

I think it's HY-larious how ITV1 has been covering the event -

"TERROR IN THE SKIES!"
"THE LIQUID THREAT!"

It's like an episode of '24'. ...just low budget.

But yes, i, too, am pleased that the Browns have not succeeded in their silly, little plan. ...saying that, however, it does make good News AND it was a better idea than -

"We need a plan"
"Ooohh, what kind of plan"
"Well...we want to STRIKE at the Heart of England mother-b*tches everywhere, we need to think of something GOOD!"
"Hmmm...like a bomb"
"Yes, a bomb would be excellent. But...what would we bomb?"
*Silence*
"How about...public transport?"
"Excellent idea, Akhbar, which, though? Taxis? Trains? Buses?"
"BUSES! HELL YER!"
"Fantastic! So, what's the plan? How will our scheme be executed?"
"Well, how about...i get on the bus...go to the top floor...sit at the BACK...and then explode"
"Wait...sit at the BACK of the bus...on the top floor..."
"Yes"
"SOOPER! DO IT! DO IT!"

I think everytime the Browns try a stunt like this, we should decimate a dirty, Brown, Middle-Eastern country and then be all "Wherever you fail...we shall succeed...so either stop now or be bombed to extinction"

Who's with me?

...all of you! That's right!