Yeah I've heard of Jack Chick. Dark Dungeons anybody?
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
You can see from the very beginning that Chick doesn't know shit about D&D. From the Light spell that blinds a monster, to the thief dying before he can search for a trap and then the poison killing him, the line "You're dead, you don't exist anymore." Yeah, right, they'd just have her roll up a new character. It gets sillier as you read on, if you can believe that.
About the religion in school thing:Recently UCLA has announced that it wouldn't give accredation to schools that taught I.D. or creationism as science rather than a philosophy or social studies class outside of science. I say good for them. "God did it" is not science.