[Majic]

I have one. I'm not proud of it, and I don't like the fact I do, but I have one.

It all started one fateful day when I was perusing the dregs of the internet. I realized that many nifty pictures of attractive females were locked behind the link "View more pics." So I signed up. At first, I only gave my account to a select few I deemed worthy; by no means did I send friendship requests myself. But alas, in turn came a leadership camp this summer, and I had no other reliable(ish) way to keep up with my friends from there. And thus, I caved.

Don't worry though, there's a big ol' emptry space underneath the "About me" blurb box, and I have neither pictures of my motor vehicle, defined upper torso (or lack thereof), or of me commiting illegal activities. Nor do I leave comments on the pictures of attractive gals saying "girl u lookin fine!" Nor do I play the part of the suave-dude-who-is-actually-an-asshole, who leaves comments telling a girl how much fun she is to be around and how we should be sure and hangout sometime soon.

Just because I have one of those bastardized pages doesn't mean I have no dignity.