Well, this is my first contribution:
Parenthesis vs. brackets! The fight is on!
And let it be said that as long as we aren't too harsh towards each other, it's okay to poke a little fun at anyone's old posts or bad yet humorous moments. Have some good laughs, but don't be horribly mean.
EDIT: I think this is sticky worthy. If the thread doesn't turn out as we hope, we can unsticky it sometime.