Sligburger:
Idea no. 1:
#1 Remove the pants and masks of several sligs.
#2 Dump sligs in vat or large kettle.
#3 Pound sligs with pole or pestle into a nice bloody lump.
#4 Package and market.
Idea no. 2:
#1 Remove the pants and masks of several sligs.
#2 Dump sligs on a conveyor belt.
#2 To prevent desperate escape, tie sligs to the belt.
#3 Send sligs through grinding and mashing machines.
#4 Have slaves smear off sligs from conveyor belt.
#5 Press, Package, and Market.
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Last edited by Spirrow; 08-02-2006 at 05:45 AM..
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