Its the only reason to drink coffee, okay?
Coffee tastes lousy when its good, its absolutely poisonous when bad. Even when you flavor the bejeezus out of it it still wouldn't taste as good as a shake or malt. So you're left with only one real reason to drink it: Caffeine. Caffeine will perk you up, take the edge off your morning headache and grogginess and so forth. Its the same with tobacco. Sure, you might find some real good leaf and you might think smoking a pipe makes you dead sexy and you might like the tactile stimulation you get from smoking/dipping/chewing. But when it comes right down to it you're doing it for the little lift and mood leveller that the nicotine gives you. To me, decaf makes about as much sense as Fleischman's or Night Train without booze.
Why punish your mouth like that?
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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