If I owned RuptureFarms? Well, the first thing I'd do is make it a shared ownership, then I'd make sure it produced nutritious vegan meals using local produce.
And then I'd get greedy, seize control in a bloody coup, and mass-manufacture a line of heavily salted, GM crisps in such tantalising flavours as:-
- Roast Steef
- Salt, Salt and Wolvinegar
- Gabbit Cocktail
- Ready Scrabbed