I used to be down on Scientology, too. But when somebody starts talking shit about Scientology I don't defend it, I just say something like
"Yeah, Scientology is retarded. Scientology is a bunch of ridiculous fairy tales. But how is that any different than the goofy crap you believe?" Then I have a field day revelling in the preposterous stories of Religion X.
Also, people say Scientology is bad because it costs money. Bullcrap! Ever see how much money the poor people give to the collection plate? What about mandated alms and tithes? As far as I'm concerned Scientology isn't some revolutionary money grabbing scheme, its just the same bullcrap with a different name. L.R. Hubbard got it, I think. He unleased an absolutely epic practical joke on the whole world and even though I don't believe in an afterlife sometimes I like to think that scheister is laughing his head off. Little Know Fact: Emilo Estevez used to be a Scientologist. When he was a Scientologist he was in many movies. Ever since he dropped out his career has been in the toilet. Is this a part of a vast Scientology conspiracy, and if so what level must I obtain to learn what Emilio did to deserve this?
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I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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