Sounds like a meal bitch to me.
Meal Bitch: Someone, usually female, who is just in the relationship for the perks, especially the food. She'll usually have 2 backups vying/bribing for her love and when she dumps your fool ass she'll say something like "Oh Yeah, Greg?!?! Well at least Horace knows how to treat a lady!"
The phrase "treat a lady" is the mating call of the meal bitch. Also be on the look out for the phrases "provide" and "good time".
Now Slig Cake, you're 19 and you said this meal bitch was special? Idiot. Nobody is special. Find a new slot to slam it in and next time don't be such a whipped pussy. Before entering the dating pool I reccomend listening to N.W.A.'s I Ain't the One. Take it to heart, young poon Jedi, and may the whores be with you!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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