There were two blondes at the gas station, one of them gets out of the car but locks herself in. She notices she cracked the window and is trying to fish out the keys with a stick. The other blonde inside the same car says, "Move it a little to the right."
Two blondes were sitting out on a deck at night. One of them asks, "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida?" the other blonde repllies, "Duh! Which one can you see?"
How do you keep a blonde busy? Tell her to go into the corner of a circular room.
How do you break a blonde's nose? Put a dildo under a glass table.
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