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Why couldn't the blonde make her bed?
Because she couldn't find a knife big enough for the bed-spread!
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That's ****ing tragically offensive, you sick bastard. I can't believe you would even... Jesus. I'm up for a good laugh at the expense of others, but that's just horrible. Damn.
Why
didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn't have any muscles, and there's no such thing as magic, and Santa isn't ****ing real.