That's a gud 'n! Eeyokyokyok...
Time for my good jokes
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Ok, I have 2 jokes that are old. But people might still find them funny
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3 guys come upon a cave. And inside the cave are 3 majic pools, that what ever you say before you jump in, that's what you'll land in.
So, the 1st guy says, "Vodka!" and jumps in.
The 2nd guy says, "Chocolate!" and jumps in.
The 3rd guy, takes a big run-up and slips just before he can jump into the pool and says, "
OH S#!T!"...
Why couldn't the blonde make her bed?
Because she couldn't find a knife big enough for the bed-spread!