What does Michael Jackson like best about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them!
What is the difference between ignoraance and arrogance?
I don't know and I don't care!
How do you embarass an archaologist?
Give him a tampon and ask what period it's from!
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but it's still a mystery how they got in there!
What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce?
Someone's gonna lose a trailor!
How do stop from having children?
Screw your sister-in-law, and you'll have nephews!
What is the name of the disorder when you become obsessed with terrible songs?
Pop Culture!
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
What does your girlfriend and an MMORPG have in common?
They're both long, expensive, and full of monsters!
If a four year old kisses you on the lips twice, what do you do?
Hit it with a newspaper and say "no"!
Did you hear about the pirate movie?
It's rated arrr! *Is shot*
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