Trojan is making a new line of super sensitive condoms. They pillow talk with the bitch when you're done so you aren't late for work.
Whats the difference between a dryer and a woman?
A dryer doesn't call you after you throw your load in it.
What did the two dyke frogs say to each other?
"By God, its true! WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!"
Whats the difference between money and a dick?
Men don't have to beg their girlfriends to blow the money.
How do you know you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye killed him.
You hear about the new Exorcist movie?
The parents hired Satan to remove the priest from the child.
Edit, because this one is damn good.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
By golly, I feel like a kid again!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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