Its pretty mild in comparison to the pollution needed to say make a CD, computer, or car far outstrip my sparkler inferno and cherry bomb pollution. Anyhow, its a holiday where people light off fireworks and firecrackers so I think the people who call the cops about it are some of the most touchy jerks on the planet. This doesn't happen on other holidays in Wisconsin or Minnesota.
Dillhole: Hey, a lot of Germans are getting toasted, eating sausage, listening to "old time" music, telling obscene jokes, and yelling very loudly
Officer: Hey, dillhole, its Oktoberfest. Have a beer brat and some kraut and mellow out already.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.

I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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