I don't see how its that much polluting, its all exploded, burnt up, or biodegradable anyhow.
And you know what? The 4th of July is the 4th of July. Stuff will burn. Stuff will blow up. Stuff will make very loud noises. Cowboy up and stop being such a pansy. If I was a cop I'd be very angry if one of these dillholes called me up
Dillhole: I'd like to report a disturbance, officer. My neighbors are lighting off fireworks and firecrackers.
Officer: Look at the calendar you whiny S.O.B. Waste my time with this next year and I'll personally cram a quarterstick in your mailbox. Christ, and you wonder why your house gets egged and TP'd all the time.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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