Blaspheme
Transitive Verb
To speak of a sacred entity in an irreverant, impious manner.
Instransitive Verb
To speak blasphemy.
The vices
Buying packs of cigs
Roll your own or smoke a pipe and accept no substitutes. Do you smokers even know the terrible quality mockery of tobacco that goes into the average name brand cig? Old male leaves, stems, roots and floor sweepings thats what. Roll the real deal and smoke it, the improvement will knock you flat on your ass. Its cheaper, too. Feel free to ignore me and smoke an exhorbitantly priced "tobacco" but don't say I didn't warn you.
Playboy Seriously, whats the big deal? You don't even get sex and the models aren't any better looking than models in other cheaper magazines. RIP OFF!!!
Wine Coolers What are you, in 7th grade? Overpriced lightly spiked Kool-Aid isn't a drink. You're drinking this instead of beer, hard booze, or a mixed drink? What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? Same thing goes for the Bloody Mary. If you aren't a post menopausal woman would you please, PLEASE, buy a real drink so you don't look like a douchebag?
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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