A duck was walking in the park one day trying to figure out what kind of animal he was. So he asked the skunk nearby. What am I?
The skunk said 'well, you have feathers, you waddle, you have a bill...must be a duck. By the way, can you tell me what I am?'
The duck looked at him long and hard and said 'You're not black...but not white either...you're hairy all over...and god you smell really bad. You have to be lebanese.
How many lebo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eight. One to screw it in, the other seven to tell him he's a 'mad c*nt'
What do lebos and ciggerettes have in common?
They both stink, come in packs of 20's and everyone wants to ban them from public areas.
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(Growing a mullet in support of the Socceroos)
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