Yo Momma Quintology
Yo momma's so fat, I had to take two buses and a train just to get on her good side!
Yo momma's so ugly, Halloween is the one day of the year when she DOESN'T have to wear a mask!
Yo momma's so fat, she went to Japan and they thought she was Godzilla!
Yo momma's so old when the Big Bang went off, she said, "You kids turn that damn noise down!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the T.V., I missed all the Star Wars movies!
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